When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has
When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has
This chandelier from Hilden & Diaz projects the shadow of a forest into your room!
Cucamelons: They’re grape-sized watermelons that taste like cucumbers with a tinge of lime
They’re native to Mexico and Central America. They also go by the following names: mouse melon, Mexican sour gherkin, Mexican miniature watermelon and Mexican sour cucumber. [homegrown-revolution.co.uk]
You can buy the seeds here: $2.50 for 25-35 seeds. [rareseeds.com] Read more.
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…I will buy these
i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family
fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson
he is one of us
welcome to my blog
the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened
Na, it’s just trying to seduce you.
(Source: fucknoalmosteverything)
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
gay waterbending
I will never not reblog this
Iron Man has defeated the Mandarin.
I tried to ignore this post but dammit, I just couldn’t do it.